this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
this is the only oatmeal worth eating
(Source: dashdrive, via lurbanl)
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this just happened on my dash…
it happend again
OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREAHE OH MY FUXKI G GOD WHAT
I’m dying. I’m so dead.
giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
me: i don't want to have kids
every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!